Thursday, May 1, 2008

Trouble in the Wilderness

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It's actually my backyard, but to alot of people, it is the wilderness. I will show you pictures of what me and the dogs saw on our trip into the wild.
You will be awed and amazed. If you stay awake.
These are the deer that come and look into our back windows at night,peering in at the t.v. screen. I am convinced they will stop doing that when the American Idol season is over.








Chopper and Lila love to walk around our loop with me even if it is muddy. Who am I kidding? Especially if it is muddy.



The next part of the trail is actually covered with water which makes muddy shoes for me, and muddy everything for the dogs.

I have been walking fairly consistently so I felt pretty good as I was cruising around my loop. I was walking quickly, arms pumping, singing Pink's "Trouble" with my ipod.
"And my fingers are bejeweled
With diamonds and gold
but that ain't gonna help me now
(chorus - sing it with me...)
I'm trouble-yeah
trouble now
I'm trouble y'all,
I disturb my own town
I'm trouble y'all,
I got trouble in my town"


I was feeling remarkably spunky.


I can't imagine what I sounded like, as I honestly can't carry a tune.
In fact, if hunters such as Rod had been with me, they would have been very thankful. I have no doubt that the sound of me warbling out those lyrics in my flat monotone would have stunned any forest creatures into immobility.
A priceless gift is what I have.


I was feeling so frisky, that I thought to myself, " I think maybe I could even run."
And by run, I actually mean a slow jog that no human being under the age of 87 would ever mistake for a run.
So, in a burst of enthusiasm, I began running.( Again, I use the term "running" loosely)


My dog Lila, rushed up to me and began leaping and barking and knocking into me. She had never seen me run before(come to think of it, no one has) and obviously thought this was great fun!

It was, until she began trying to body slam me with a joyful grin on her doggy face.

Nice.


I looked around for Chopper and finally located him peering fearfully from around a fir tree. He was terrified. "Why is she running? Is there a fire? Is the sky falling?"


Poor Chopper! But, I was able to call him out of the forest and back onto the trail using only my superior leadership skillz. He responded immediately to the calm focus of my voice, forgetting his overwhelming fears. (see picture below)

It is like I am the bullmastiff whisperer. I should write a book....








when I'm done walking. Maybe someday I'll be able to run with abandon and joy like Chopper here. Hopefully that mud puddle will dry up, too. :-)

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10 comments:

Keri said...

I want to come live with you! I grew up in "the wilderness" and I miss it so much now!

His Girl said...

hysterical post! loved every minute.

REALLY love your backyard. You'd just cry if you saw mine. ;)

Michelle said...

Seriously Didi.....You feel like adopting a family????????

Oh wait, not gonna happen. Those big lugs of yours would be no match for my tiny, spunky, ferocious Harley. He thinks he's big, and those two look too sweet to put up much of a fight.

Thank you for your sweet e-mail. You are a great human.

Anonymous said...

Funny post! Thanks for the laugh.

Jenn @ Casa de Castro said...

love, Love, LOVE those babies! Looks like you three had a fabulous walk/run enjoying God's beautiful creation. Makes me wanna walk my pups....

Ahhhh. That urge passed.

Have a great weekend!

Amy said...

Your blog is just so beautiful! I love the pics of your babies too. We have a bulldog that goes with us everywhere. And I do mean everywhere! She has been as far as Texas. We are in Indiana. Even though we have three kids we love spending time with our dog almost as much...lol!

Wendy said...

Loved your story, Didi, you always do such a good job telling them. :)

The Lovely Wife said...

Great blog.. My parents have a bull mastiff that is such great fun.

I also think you and I could be great running partners. I started out running as a way to loose weight. I run (term used loosely) when I get the opportunity, extremely slow. I dont like to run alone and not many people keep my pace. Just a note if you continue it will become addictive.

Muddy said...

I love the picture of the dog under the biscuit.

The Buntens said...

Looks like heaven.