Tuesday, December 4, 2012

And a Python in a Pear Tree

 I found this on Craigslist. I did not make it up. Better check your schedule, because YOU are invited.



Everyone is invited to a "WILD REPTILE" CHRISTMAS/HOLIDAY PARTY (Vancouver)
International Reptile Rescue is having a "WILD" Christmas Holiday Reptile Party and everyone is invited...including your "harmless and well socialized reptile". It must be contained and secured with a leash if out.

EVERYONE is welcome, even if your so unfortunate as to NOT have a reptile in your life, which we might be able to remedy as will have "adoptables" available looking for loving, appropriate homes. 

Date is this coming Saturday December 8th from 2:30 to 5:30 in the "Kidz Life Building" at "Real Life Community Church" and is located at 2202 Bella Vista Rd, Vancouver WA 98683

Will have cookies, punch, games, prizes AND MORE. A good time will be had by all...including the reptiles.

Everyone MUST RSVP and let us know how many & who will be attending along with the reptile/s you'll be bringing. NO ONE WILL BE ADMITTED WITHOUT THEIR EMAIL CONFIRMATION &/OR ON THE GUEST LIST!!! ( Wow. So of I just show up with my rat snake on a leash and a plate of gingerbread boys, they won't let us in? That is not in keeping with the Christmas spirit.)

Not mandatory but a donation to International Reptile Rescue would be nice to help them continue their rescue & rehab work.
(Wait. They not only RESCUE reptiles, but they REHAB them? So there is hope for my California King snake on crack? My iguana on ice doesn't need to despair? Cue the Hallelujah chorus sung by crocodiles.)


 I don't know about you, but I picture this when I imagine a WILD REPTILE CHRISTMAS?HOLIDAY PARTY.


What a gala they must have! Imagine lots of young turtles and frogs (wait...aren't those amphibians?) dancing the Nutcracker as they munch on holiday insects.
Seriously. This whole thing has the potential to give me some pretty gnarly nightmares. 

Ewwwww. 

And EWWWWWW again, even louder.

I will post a sweet Christmas picture so you don't need to scrub your eyes out with bleach anymore.
Here ya go.









Only kidding.
Just a little holiday humor.
Here is a furry version of the Nativity scene. Enjoy.









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