Ode to my Ice Cream

(sung sadly to the tune of "Seasons in the Sun" by one hit wonder, Terry Jack. Don't try to pretend you don't know it.)

Goodbye to you, my trusted friend.

We've known each other since we were nine or ten. (a.m.)

Together we watched T.V's realities.

Learned of love and calories,

blocked our hearts and clogged arteries.

We had joy, we had fun,

we had seasons in the sun.

But the ice cream and the song,

like the seasons, all have gone.