Because it is a soggy Sunday, I may have spent more than a little bit of time on the interweb looking up little known factoids to entertain you,
the masses Reader Brenda with.
As I was perusing the pet section of Craigslist (WARNING! WARNING! STAY AWAY FROM THE PET SECTION OF CRAIGSLIST!!) I was muttering under my breath about the abysmal regard people seem to have for spelling. I am no perfectionist, not even close, but the mistakes seen here often make it difficult to even understand what they are trying to communicate. Take the title of this ad:
"Dog pasted away"
Was it a horrible Elmer's glue accident?
Could the dog have been a closet scrap-booker?
I read the whole ad, and to be honest, I'm still not sure what happened here, if the dog passed away, or wasted away. But, regardless, I went away.
Next, I found this ad:
"guini pig with cage and fairy costume - $10 "
I didn't even care about the misspelling at this point, or the fact that I abhor rodents of every size and shape.
I was intrigued with the idea of someone wrestling a costume onto their Guinea pig. Seriously...I am making little choking, hacking noises right now. But here is the rest of the ad:
"Give the gift of a rodent this christmas! She looks adorable in her fairy costume! She comes with her cage, extra food, ect. If you want, you can even have her fold-up play pen. I'm moving and she can't come. She has shiny black hair. She's a year and a half old. She's a good girl and will let you hold her, especially if you feed her a carrot stick. NOT AVAILABLE UNTIL DECEMBER 23RD, which works great if you want to give her as a Christmas present. We want her with us for our Christmas celebration, which is on the 22nd. "
Are you screaming, too?
Give the gift of a rodent? Nothing says Christmas like beady little eyes and bubonic plague, I suppose.I would move away, far, far away and not only not let her come, but not leave a forwarding address. OR a cell phone number. Just in case. If she wears a costume, she might be able to dial a phone.
Shiny, black hair on a PERSON is nice. On a rodent? Not so much. In fact, pretty creepy.
They want her with them for their Christmas celebration? Are they doing a Nativity play? With their Guinea pig in her fairy costume? Are they afraid her new "forever family" won't let her be a part of their Christmas festivities or sit on Santa's lap for the picture?
Unfortunately, this ad did not come with a photo, but because I care about you, I did a search and came up with a couple Guinea pig pictures. Not in fairy costumes, though. But still, enjoyable.
I'm a giver. Merry Christmas.
FYI...There is a Guinea Pig Festival in Peru where they spend all year making cute costumes for their pet Guinea pigs(Look at that poor little girl in the picture above. Grandma is forcing her, saying "Give Pedro a kiss, dear.")
The townspeople dote on their pets, hoping for a prize in the festival....pampering them...fattening them up...
...because then they are apparently tasty little buggers, too. Seriously. They eat them.
Anyway, I need to go tell Rod my idea for our next adventure-vacay.
Oh...and you're welcome. :-)